Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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