He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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