Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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