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yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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