whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Floor bacon is actually really good
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
