I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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