I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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