So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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