Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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