problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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