I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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