he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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