I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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