Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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