White coat. Heels.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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