wake up i wanna do it froggy style
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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