so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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