going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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