she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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