The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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