Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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