i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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