She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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