youre lurking in front of me
the day after is always just damage control
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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