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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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