I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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