So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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