You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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