I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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