By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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