Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
third nipple confirmed
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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