he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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