i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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