with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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