We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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