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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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