Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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