drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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