We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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