He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Randomize
