So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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