Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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