That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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