Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you had me at cake vodka
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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