with your own penis?
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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