so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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