So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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