It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Barsexuality is the new black.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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