You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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