they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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