I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
A+ Viking dick
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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