I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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