I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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