what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
how does that bad decision feel?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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