4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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