White coat. Heels.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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